Friday, April 01, 2005

At last! A turkey twizzler!

BBC Radio 4's Today programme visited the Spiked office today - armed with Turkey Twizzlers. And here it is:

Turkey Twizzler

Okay, my camera phone doesn't do the colour justice. But it does look somewhat unedifying - not much prospect of a substantial change in appearance on the way through your digestive system. Flavour-wise, not entirely unlike those Swedish meatballs you get in Ikea, but not as nice. Your kids won't die from eating it, but you may question their sanity for wanting to.

Given the new spasm of school meal hysteria, here's a real school menu saved for posterity:

Furze Infant School